Jubilite Bimp 27 any pronouns, I'm Squid and I'll

I put bald kanaya on my doorstep like a pumpkin at halloween to ward off evil spirits

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you can SEE my synapses firing.

elateridae:

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had a fun encounter with a customer today

jakeartism:

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what is she talkin about!? whats all that stuff shes doin???

halfbladekind:

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Jadeposting part 5236 :)

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rtz669:

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I need someone to send me 50 usd now

my “i have a bomb” backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack

lalalychee:

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Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

headspace-hotel:

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When he panned the camera over to that TITANIC redcedar…

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my roommate bought a VR headset at a flea market. it’s got no company name on it, except for a stylized logo no one can figure out. She tried to get it working but couldn’t, so I’m taking a look. It’s got warnings about lasers on it and it says “for testing and development only, not for resale”. It’s got weird padded sections that go over your head, not just over your eyes. 

I think I’ve read this mind control story. I’m about to get hypnotized into being a mindless drone, aren’t I? 

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No one can figure out what this logo says 

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You know, I was 100% joking, but there appears to be a weird magnet in the forehead section. Fortunately magnets can’t influence the brain OH WAIT WHAt’S THIS WIKIPEDIA LINK HOW DID IT GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER 

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why does it appear to have lights around the eyeholes? why would you shine lights in the face of the user? that seems counterproductive. 

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It’s got cameras inside the headset. Guess where they aim? 

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Right in your eyes, of course. 

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The lights around the eyes look broken to the naked eye. 

BUT IF YOU USE A CAMERA… 

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Oh look, it’s invisible to the naked eye. I’m sure that’s fine. 

(this is for iris tracking)

So I can’t figure who it’s for, there’s no names on this thing. This is the only info, Model A00, Serial Number 6701D00608. 

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So it is a mystery! it may be forever a mystery. 

It seems to be some kind of prototype/test mixed-reality headset.